Its hard on these streets for a super hero, yes I am Super Panty Man. I am ready, night and day, to protect our citizens from their own foolishness. From making choices that could reflect badly on them were they to be involved in an accident. Our medical ... [read more]
Though I hadn't entered and knew nothing about it, I apparently won the competition. I was embarrassed. My wife, Trixibell, had entered for me; she used my name and everything. The entry was based on my farming activities and she used all the fanc ... [read more]
(This song was composed by using mostly titles and phrases from songs)
Another night slowly closes in and I feel so lonely as I walk alone down Desolation Boulevard. I'm planning to soon be sitting on the dock of the bay. Arriving at my destination I ... [read more]
There was a girl named Peg Leg Peg, Called her that because of her wooden leg, She was known as the best in town, Guys would come from miles around, You see, Peg's leg could detach, For better access to her snatch, And though it wasn't crabs that bi ... [read more]
I woke up and couldn't believe my eyes, When I caught sight of those monster thighs, Was that a cow that was sucking my dick? No, I woke up with a very fat chick.
The sight of her got me thinking, I really should give up drinking, As if I needed a ... [read more]
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