A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known To sound like a song......
A fart can create A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell, While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......
A fart can occur In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie, To small elevators,
A fart will find all of Us sooner or later..
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true-
We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
Why not send this on to other old farts and
bring a smile...or....tear to them!
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