A fart is an action, a natural thingi
Some make you smile some make you sing
They are a mix of eggs a mix of beans
Just remember to wear stronger jeans
And when you ready to go to bed
Remember what you have just been fed
The act of sex is a likely part
To bring about an unfortunate fart
In summer winter they bring about
A build up of gas straight after Guinness stout
They warm you up they can make you freeze
Sure you'll do one after a lump of cheese
The rumbling grumbling feeling inside
You realize your bum will choose to decide
When to release that awful poisonous cloud
A powerful fart can be so damn loud
A humping couple would never dream
They are producing gas as well as jiz cream
They perform they fuck their hips alive
Just the mixture for farts to thrive
In and out our man short and long
He fucks and doesn't realize what he's done wrong
"Do you mind "she says "you let one go"
"But keep on going please don't go slow"
"I'm sorry dear it was just a mistake
I must have been that carrot cake"
These farts they can be loud and long
A squeaky leak gives a deadfull pong
Take care ,don't try anal after curry
If she farts it comes out like slurry
What a mess just think of that
On the sheets a brown lined splat
So just remember before you make love
Or playing sixty nine her arse above
Be careful what you eat that night
A fart can be silent a smell that can fright
A one night stand, your lover, your wife
A fart can cut the air with a knife
In a lift with several people around
A fart can be deadly without making a sound
A wiggling bum a crafty smile
Your wind go past a protruding pile
Everyone looks was that you or him
Best look forward and hope I'll win
First out of the lift and to the WC,s
Check out my pants smells of grated cheese
Must of killed the mossies and all of the fleas
That fart was special it sure did linger
I could only stop it by using my finger
But couldnt do that too embarassed
Two frightening guys sure Id been harrassed
So make sure when want sex in a hurry
Wherever you are .
Not after a hot curry
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