Strong sexy fellow, Acting dense, Watching me watch him Lay field stones, By my back fence,
Felt like saying, Take a break, Try laying me instead, Before the deal's dead.
He licked his lips, Kicked a can and said, We're two passing ships. "Oh Baby are you hip?"
"Oh Sweet Mother, You I'd druther, Lay than this cold stone, For you I've got, A great big bone."
He duly shocked My sheltered ears, Brought out My greatest fears, Told me what I wanted to hear, "Always love me, dear!"
The job was done, We'd had some fun, So I settled the bill, Having had my fill.
But he soon came back, His footsteps to re-track, Stood laughing on my deck. Told me I had wrote a funny Rubber check.
I told him what the heck, And gave him twice , What he'd expect, In me he put a hook, Recorded him in my, Double entry, Accounting book.
His promise He stood behind, To make my life sublime. Now here I sit, Waiting for him, Not knowing what to do, Except be patient Until another screw.
The days are long, And the nights are short. But the joy we've found, Won't abort.
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