From the Author: "The following story is from a hot sexy older woman with a great body, but she has a sick sense of humor."
I get up this morning and take a quick shower, then put on my favorite short denim jean skirt and a matching color tube top.
I check out myself in the mirror one last time, then say to myself, "Honey, for being a middle aged woman, you look hot!"
After I put on my dark blue high heel shoes, I am off the to store!
The first shopping cart that I choose has a front wheel that clicks, so I decide to turn around and get another one. Suddenly, one of the the guys that work in the produce section that have been staring at me runs over and says, "Let me do that for you!"
What a nice young handsome man he is! He brings me over another cart and it works just fine! I feel obliged to give him my phone number, so I get a note pad and a pen from my purse, then write it down and give it to him.
You can never have enough horny young guys calling you for a date!
Anyway, the produce guy "Jake" takes an interest in me and decides to give advice about which vegetables to purchase because they are the freshest.
I love young men admiring my sexy older body so I play along with him and we have casual conversation while I am shopping.
When I get to where the cucumbers are displayed, I pick up a small six inch one in my hand and say to him, "Honey, I bet that I can make this cucumber disappear before your very eyes and you will be astounded where it went. Do you want to see where I put it?"
Jake stares in amazement at me as I lift up the front of my skirt and push the cucumber all the way into my pussy. Oh my God that feels refreshing!
I love the feeling so much that I walk back and forth a few times to enjoy it working around inside of me.
Suddenly, I have an intense orgasm and the cucumber shoots out of me and bounces around on the grocery store floor!
An old lady that has been watching me says, "You should be ashamed of yourself for wasting fresh produce like that! Why didn't you purchase the cucumber then take it home and make a salad after you used it?"
What should I say back to her?
1) I am going to purchase it, now give it back to me!
2) You wish that you could be sexy like me and are jealous because you never had the guts to do something this outrageous in public!
3) Honey, I am going to pick up the cucumber in a few moments! Just let me rest for a moment until my orgasm is over and I regain my composure!
4) Mom, I almost forgot that I brought you along with me!
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