Vera Goodbody was a nurse at a convalescent home. She worked the second shift. She got stuck with some of the wildest senior citizens she had ever seen. While one night she was giving this frisky old man, his name was Stan, a sponge bath. He reached up and grab them DD's that where staring him in the face, He looks up a nurse Vera and said "WOW never saw anything that big before, what do you do whit them? How did you grow them so big? Did you use Marical grow?" With a little chuckle Vera told stand that the Doctor she knows grew them for her. Humoring him with her ditsy wit, Nurse Goodbody rang out the sponge to wash Stan's wrinkly stout, for it was practically poking her eye out as she kneeled over to bath him. She couldn't resist that mammoth of a pecker any longer, for she remembered she hadn't put on any panties this morning.
She then went with her instincts as this had been the problem with Vera during bathing old men. Vera startled over stan and started riding him like a bucking bronco, her hands where wildly, waving in the air as if she was in a damn rodeo.. Screaming at the top of her lungs "Giddee Yupp Cowboy." Stan laying stiff as a board, unable to move because of his everlasting arthritis, but grinning in enthusiastic pleasure. Stan replies to Vera's excitement. "Keep riding baby, this bull is bucking, don't stop yet, this old man needs a good fucking." Vera with the peek of her arousal, Vera begins to moan and says " daddy I'm almost at the gate". "right behind you honey" Stan replies. Just as the rodeo rounded up Stan could do nothing but lay there in awe. While Vera unstrattled her legs from Stan's lap she buttoned up and continued bathing Stan's pecker.
Just then the head nurse came around the corner and saw that another senior citizen Mildred peeking into the room while all this was going on. Nurse Crotchet grab's her by the shoulder and ask her what she was doing spying in Stan's room during bath time. As she stuttered and couldn't get a word out of her mouth, even if she did you wouldn't be able to understand her with out her teeth. Nurse Crotchet sends her back to her room. Later that night while the nurses thought all where asleep Mildred snuck into Stan's room for a little fun of her own. She was a little thing and always carrying a napkin where ever she went. She sets the napkin on the night stand and then flings Stan's covers off to expose his wrinkled pole. As Stan awakes from his not so sound sleep, See Mildred with his blurred eyes as she starts to go down on his pecker. Sucking away on him like she hadn't had a hard candy in years. Stan moans loudly and with the convalescent home being so quiet his voice travels out the door and down the hall to the nurse's ears. Mildred and Stan hear the nurses running down the hall, as Mildred quickly lifts her head and not realizing she had bitten Stan's pecker and her teeth stuck to him. She grabs the napkin from the stand and covers his pecker with it so that when the nurses come into the room they wouldn't see her teeth on Stan's pole.
They rush through the door Spot Mildred and nurse Vera scoots her back to her room. Turns around and with the two nurses standing their in amazement, Stan lying there erect with a napkin over his penis, When nurse Crotchet notices red stains appear. She pulls the napkin off. Astonished she ran for the phone called the paramedics. When they arrived and walked into the room they began to laugh hysterically. The male paramedic could not resist a few wise cracks. He began joking by asking "Who's teeth are these, I hope they flossed!" "Haven't they ever heard of Polly Grip!" Stan just sitting there in fear of amputation, was not amused. The paramedic pulled out a tool that resembled a pair of Robo Grips, pulled the teeh off. They cleaned him off and wrapped him in gauze, and gave him a pain pill and assured him he would be fine. They left the room turning off the lights for a peaceful night sleep.
Nurse Crotchet's Story as it lives on
As told by her: Don't wipe your pecker with her napkin.
People in the Story
Vera Goodbody
Stan Cutchapeckeroff
Anita Crotchet
Mildred Fondlers
Paramedics 1 & 2
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