We all have habits, habits we love or don't.
I question my own, but I l-o-v-e my next door neighbor's habits--look forward to them.
I don't know him. Don't even know what he looks like. If I did, It might ruin it for me.
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He did it again, just a few minutes ago. Slid that door of his big SUV and my pussy went wild.
All it takes is the sound. Shit, I'm like Pavlov's dog. A trained puppy.
I'm sitting here at my laptop, waiting for the smell to drift in between the boards of my cottage walls. I think he is piping it in. . . .
For sure, he gets in his vehicle to smoke grass. I know what he's up to. He's hoping to hear my vibrator humming and me humping.
We've gone through this, god only knows, how many times. Sometimes I wonder if he's not on V-9 reading my stories, hoping to catch some real live action only 10 feet away to jack off to. That's fine with me.
No, I'm not being paranoid, he could be picking up on my wireless, the neighborhood association wireless. I've caught it a few times, I've seen his too.
Damn, I'd love to catch a glimpse of him, maybe he's hunky, a real turn on. Bet he is. I feel it in my bones.
The thought has occurred to me that he has put a microphone under the big flower pot a few feet from me. . . hell, I can hear HIS sliding car door with NO microphone. Surely he could hear me loud and clear, even with a bad connection.
Especially when I scream, "Fuck me, fuck me, OMG, fuck me"
It's awful quiet over there tonight since I heard his car door slide, I don't even smell the grass tonight.
Maybe he ran out--waiting for a cheap sex with out his pot, simply wants to come with me, hard and fast.
One thing for sure, it's too quiet. He sure in hell is no help. All "sweet cheeks" ever does to participate is slide his stupid car door. Guess that should tell me a lot right there. Oh well, maybe he just needs training.
Then maybe I need to start screaming and see if ten minutes later, I hear the slide of a car door.
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To be continued: My Neighbor's Naughty Habits 2
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