Santa Claus is coming to town.
He'll check his list twice, maybe even thrice.
No room for error; he has to be sure
Of who's been naughty or nice
If a good little girl you've been,
You must surely take heed of this,
You need not fret or worry,
He'll be giving your house a miss.
He's scanning from name to name,
In search of some dirty fun.
Visiting only the naughtiest girls,
One by naughty one.
If you're a minx who loves to go down,
He'll be sure to stop at your house.
Down your chimney he will slide
As quiet as a mouse.
In search of a cookie to devour,
Toward your bedroom he will creep.
Hang a sprig of mistletoe above your bed
And make sure you're not asleep.
He'll whisper in your ear
As he kneels beside your bed,
"You've been such a naughty girl all year,
I've got your gift all wrapped in red."
So slip a hand into his stocking,
If you jingle his bells just right,
Of this one thing I am sure,
It won't be a silent night.
He'll offer you his candy cane
Suck and lick and do it well.
Your efforts will be rewarded
If you can get his festive stick to swell.
His sack is overflowing to the brim
So open up and let him inside.
Hop on his sleigh and hold on tight,
If you want him to take you on a wild ride.
With cheeks all rosy red
And slick pole pointing North,
He will thrust into your hot pocket
And bump �n grind for all he's worth.
He'll explain why you're on his naughty list,
As he gives your perky nips a tweak.
He'll pinch and twist and grope
Until he's sure you've sprung a leak.
Moans and pants will fill the air
The room becoming hot and steamy
Thrusting deep, muscles clenched
He'll shoot his load, all hot and creamy.
"You're my favourite Ho Ho Ho..."
He'll holler with great cheer
"A very Merry Christmas
I will come again next year."
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