Looking around Hallmark's Crown Center in downtown Kansas City, MO I tried to find a restaurant for a good meal before taking the red-eye back to Boston.
As I took the escalator up past the waterfall level
I could hear the unmistakeable sound of a Steinway Grand Piano and masculine voices harmonizing
to "Let Me Call You Sweetheart".
Never being able to resist such happy sounds I
walked in the direction of the music and to my delight
found 10 fully costumed Circus Clowns in full
make-up having what looked like a wonderful time.
The pianist and several of the clowns waved me over
and made room for me at the piano bar promptly ordering me a double lime and soda. Slapping me on the back they soon had me singing with them and I forgot all about being hungry and catching the next shuttle.
Standing so close together we were like sardines
in a can and I soon became aware that one
particular pair of strong muscular legs in big baggy pants kept nudging mine and stepping on my feet
with his oversized floppy yellow patent shoes.
Because my spirits kept climbing higher and higher I didn't get up tight over it and never asked him to stop.
It seemed to fit his clown personality and be the kind of movements Red Skelton would make in an old circus movie.
I wondered if professional clowns enjoyed
receiving fun as much as they enjoyed giving it.
Between songs he introduced himself to me as Chuckles bowing deeply and kissing my hand. I found out from him that there was an International Clown Convention in Kansas City that week and he and
his friends were staying at a hotel in Hallmark's Crown Center.
"Hey Babe I've heard that Hallmark's slogan,
'When you care enough to send the very best'
"They must like US a lot! Sending YOU over here and all - singing like this with a bunch of clowns...."
What a sweet talker. I was in love.
He said he was going to grab a bite downstairs and wondered if I would care to join him and the other guys at Godfather's Italian Cafe. I said sure and that I would meet him there in an hour.
That gave me just enough time to change
my flight plans and secure a room in the hotel so that
I could further enjoy my clowns. After all, what were chances of my ever again walking into a gathering of genuine professional clowns?
It seemed to me like a once in a
life time opportunity I didn't want to miss.
At dinner the fun continued and the entire restaurant
got a kick out of my new found friends. Chuckles
told everyone that I was their manager and to come
up later and join us all around the piano.
"Wait 'til you hear Babe sing "Send In The Clowns!"
Every-time he told someone that, he would
honk his big red rubber nose and give me a hug.
I was feeling all squishy inside and couldn't believe
how "turned on" I had become over Chuckles.
During dinner my feelings intensified and I could
hardly wait to get back to the piano and sing him
"He's Funny That Way".
I left for my room promising Chuckles I would meet
him back at the piano but first, I wanted to freshen up.
Once in my room I decided to take a quick shower and make sure I was silky smooth in all the right places just in case this night became more than a laughing matter.
Feeling the impact of water beating down on my body I
fancied myself being a star in an adults only three ring circus. I imagined myself as a trapeze artist lowering my body to the center of the ring where 10 clowns take turns leap frogging over me and spanking my scantily covered ass. Caught up in the excitement of the crowd I lift my tiny skirt and put my hands down inside my panties to feel my soft puffy clean shaven mound. The clowns close in and watch me. They begin rubbing themselves up and down as if mesmerized by every move I make. My mind drifts off and I see them dancing with their stiff cocks making tents in their baggy pants. I gyrate nearly naked in front of them teasing and tantalizing them to the frenzied beat of the music. The urge of my body takes over and my imagination is no longer needed. I insert the phallic shower head into my throbbing woman hood and plunge it in and out until I explode - cumming all over the shower bench and the floor below.
I must have let out a scream because someone was
pounding on my door yelling,
"Are you okay in there?"
It was Chuckles checking up on me and wondering if I was still planning on coming back.
"Sure Chuckles. Count me in. I'll be right down."
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We soon picked up where we had left off. Without
much prompting I found my self looking into
Chuckles painted blue eyes singing my song to him.
"Never had nothing
No one to care
That's why I seem to have
More than my share
I've got a man crazy for me
He's funny that way
When I hurt his feelings
Once in a while
His only answer is one little smile
I've got that man crazy for me
He's funny that way
I can see no other way
And no better plan
End it all and let him go
To some better gal
But I'm only human
A coward at best
I'm more than certain
He'd follow me West
Though he loves to work
And slave for me everyday
He'd be so much better off
If I went away
But why should I leave him
Why should I go
He'd be unhappy without me I know
I've got that man crazy for me
He's funny that way.
Never had nothing
No one to care
That's why I seem to have
More than my share
I've got a man crazy for me
He's funny that way
When I hurt his feelings
Once in a while
His only answer is one little smile
I've got that man crazy for me
He's funny that way."
When I finished Chuckles wiped a tear from his
eye, gave me a big hug and three long loud
honks on his big red rubber nose.
After the piano bar closed Chuckles and the rest of us
went downstairs for breakfast at the all night cafe.
We laughed and talked about everything
imaginable and they asked me if I would consider
being their manager.
I told them I was honored but it would be impossible
with my schedule, that I would however always remember them and someday maybe even write an fantasy to honor "My Wonderful Circus Clowns who spent an unforgettable night with me at the Hallmark Crown Center in Kansas City, Missouri."
Exhilarated but exhausted we all said goodnight
and left for our own rooms to get some sleep.
The next day around 2:00 Chuckles called and
asked if I were free to have dinner with him. I
told him I would love to and he said he would
pick me up at 8:00.
Right on time I heard Chuckles say through
the intercom,
"Hey Little Red Riding Hood. It's me. The big bad wolf. Open up or I will blow your door down...."
Opening the door I was stunned!
THERE STOOD A RATHER TIMID ORDINARY
LOOKING MAN.
"Hey Babe, it's me, Chuckles. LOL! I forgot you have
never seen me out of costume and with no make-up
on....."
I didn't know what to say and I wondered if the
disappointment I was feeling was showing all over
my face.
"Oh, of course! Small detail I overlooked. How
silly of me."
Why did I feel so bad? It felt like Chuckles had died.
I wanted my funny clown back. Here I was alone
with this unappealing stranger who was nothing
like Chuckles.
Not in the way he looked, not in the way
he stood, and certainly not in the way he made my
heart quicken the night before.
We went to a nice place for dinner and talked politely. I excused myself early with a headache but found I could not get to sleep.
About 1AM in the morning I took a call from Chuckles.
"Hey Babe, I can't get to sleep. How about having
a glass of wine with me then I will leave you alone."
Figuring it was the least I could do I said okay and I
would meet him in the sitting area outside my room.
Waiting for him in the big easy chair I dozed off until I felt a rubber gloved hand on my shoulder and heard a little honk.
Looking up I saw Chuckles in his clown outfit and
full make-up. My heart went crazy with joy and
I threw my arms around his neck saying over and
over again,
"Your back. Your back! I've missed you so."
With that he grabbed my keys, scooped me up into his arms and carried me across the hall to my room where
we made mad passionate love all night long.
The rest of our days together were pure ecstasy - him in full clown make-up and me in little or nothing.
And yes, to my delight I found out that clowns liked to receive pleasure as much as to give it.
Outside of the one night he showed up at my door as
an ordinary citizen, Chuckles stayed in character right up to the final moment we reluctantly parted.
He drove me to the airport where he kissed me tenderly goodbye, then honked his nose 3 times as
he waved and watched me disappear forever at the top of the terminal stairs.
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