What would happen if a bride to be one day up and left her playroom in the attic of the old family summer cottage and due to circumstances she never returned to visit her sex toys again?
Now you have her toys (that grew to love her) sitting on the shelf in her playroom.
Year after year they wait for her to return
but 'Little Girl Blue" never shows up.
I was thinking about that last night when I woke up to an amazing commercial advertising "sex toys" like they were pots and pans.
At first I thought V9 must be warping my mind or I was dreaming! But I couldn't go back to sleep and soon found myself learning about vibrators and dildo's, vagina's that vibrate, and sucking/stroking machines for males.
Before it was all over, I thought to myself, I need to try something new - place a big order for one of everything - try out these new kinds of sex toys.
Then the thought occurred to me, what do you do with your faithful old friends? My old toys? Not that I
have a big collection - well to be honest - 2 very old "shoulder" vibrators and and an antique wooden sock darner that's a perfect fit - but I COULD have a big collection someday - and then what would I do?
Sell them at a yard sale? Donate them to the Salvation
Army? Send them to a third world country? Bury them
in the back yard? Tie an anchor around them and
drop them out in the middle of a big lake?
I decided I needed to think this entire problem out more thoroughly before ordering. Like what false
address do I give and how do I NOT pay for the stuff
with my own credit card?
OMG can't anything be simple anymore? But this morning I can't get my mind off one of their
products called "Glass Dildo's". It is consuming my thoughts and I know I must get it one way or another.
Anyway, according to the TV Commercial, these "Glass Dildo's" are absolutely beautiful to look at (like something you could display in your china cabinet). They often come as one of a kind "art objects". They are easy to insert, unbreakable, microwave and dishwasher safe.
I realized by the second day, that the primary advertiser on Velvet9 - EdenFantasy's - can be accessed right here from this site!
They carry a large assortment of "Glass" and other products that were on the TV infomercial (for both male and female toys.) It looks like they also offer descrete billing and shipping to their customers.
In any event, whether you choose to order from them
or not, it is handy source to give a person an idea as to what is available.
For some reason I had never clicked on Edenfantasys
before. I'm impressed! It's a real education just checking out all their products. ( The box to do so is
in the upper right hand corner of V9's home page.)
I now realize how out of date I've been on what is available in the market place. Probably like most people - it's not something I ever thought about and certainly hadn't researched past the small selection available in local pharmacies.
So If I do end up buying "new toys" I plan to order them from Edenfantasys under a non de plume and with a check from the "reasearch and development" branch of a foreign company. In any event, it makes sense IMO to patronize a company who helps make this great site possible. (And "No" I have no connection to the company! LOL.)
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Continued - See - "Sex Toys In The Attic" Part 2)
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