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Sex is a real Math
How sex starts

Now this is funny

true

but funny

a smile leads to a laugh

a laugh leads to a high 5

a high 5 leads to a hug

a hug leads to a kiss

a kiss leads 2 makeout

a makeout leads 2 finger

a finger leads to a hand

a hand leads to a lick

a lick leads to a suck

a suck leads 2 a $!==.

So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like Math.

you add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs

leave your solution

and

pray you must multiply







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Sam

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