Ring. Ring. Ring.
Hi. You've reached me and you know what to do after the beep. So do it.
Hey baby. It's me. Well, I'm sitting here alone in the dark.
Mike called about 2AM and said some bullshit thing about his car conking out. A brand new Jag?? Come on. He went to Manhattan for a meeting with his friends, so I'm sure they had 'entertainment'.
He's probably fucking that Vicky girl that works for his friend Tony. I think she's about 19 from Jersey. I found a card in his dresser drawer under his socks. You know one of those cutesy things? Signed, love Vicky. What an asshole.
Where are you? I'm so fucking horny. Mike hasn't touched me since Christmas, and that wasn't much. Good old three minute Mike. How's he keeping up with a teenager? She probably just blows the lazy fuck anyway.
(hissing sounds from a butane lighter and a deep inhale record here)
He says I'm crazy. He's right. I am crazy...crazy about you, and even crazier for staying with him.
Hey, how long does this damn thing record? I haven't heard any beeps. I must be crazy talking to a plastic box that was probably made by the lowest bidder.
I lit a couple of candles before I called thinking we could at least have phone sex. I love your low, sweet sexy voice in my ear. And I know you like me whispering. Oh shit, I'm horny.
Let me refill my glass and grab a cigarette.. (clink clink, clink...pours, lighter hisses, she drags deep, then sighs) Ahhhhh. Fuck, fuck, fuck, cock ,pussy, cum, blow job, cunt, juicy, dripping, cocksucker, motherfucker, (She giggles) Wasn't that fun?! I must have just wanted to hear myself cuss. Play this back for me next time I'm at your place. I've never heard myself on tape. Might be fun.
I know I'm sounding crazy. But, I'm alright. (Long pause as she takes several slow drags from her cigarette, clearly thinking))
Oh lover, that's a lie baby. I'm never alright when you're not with me. I miss you so much. I crave your voice in my ear, in person is better, but right now, hey, I'd take it over the phone. You've gotten me off more than once that way. Pick up!
(gulp) Ahhh...How long does this thing record anyway? (inhales with a tiny hiccup) Oh, I already said that. I must be drunk...a little drunk. (A long inhale records)
Hey!...I got an idea. I've never heard myself having sex on tape , either. Hmm. Would you like that sweetheart? I know you would. You like fucking me. Maybe this will inspire you to call me. I'm taking the cordless to the couch now. (Pause)
OK, I'm lying on my back ... (sighs) pinching my right nipple with my right hand. (sighs) mmmm. It feels good. My long nipple is beginning to swell. I'm taking my hand from my nipple now,and slowly dragging my fingernails down my side. Ohhh. It tingles. mmmm. I'm dragging my hand across my tummy (sighs) and down to the waist band of my soft red panties.
Now, I've slipped my thumb in the waist band and pulling them down. I see my shaved pussy and I'm dragging my fingers to it slowly. mmmm. I'm softly caressing my mound. Wow. I'm at my pussy lips now, spreading them. Damn, they're slippery! I must be excited. mmmm.
I'm slipping my middle finger in a little..oooooo. I'm touching my clit, now. mmmm. I have to cradle the phone against my neck if I'm going to do this right.(the sounds of the phone being jostled about record here)
OK, that's better. I slipped two fingers in my cunt now. Ohhh... and I'm fingering myself really good for you (squish, squish) mmmm. I'm pulling them out to brush across my clit. Ohhh...It feels so good babe, my baby, my sweet lover...this is all for you sweetheart. mmmm. I'm imagining you eating me out. Your hands pushing against my soft, silky thighs...your tongue lapping at my pussy lips. I love it when you do that. mmmm
Your tongue dives inside now, slurping up my sweet juices. You're such a bad boy. Ohhh. I can actually feel your warm tongue exploring my cunt. mmmm. You like that baby? Tasting me like this? I'll taste it for you. I'm pulling both fingers out now and putting them to my sexy pink lips. Ohhh. I'm rubbing my pussy juices over them. Ohhh. So good, baby. What did you say?You want to fuck me now?
Ok, come on up. You're between my knees now, pushing my knees apart real wide.mmmm I take your sweet cock in my right hand and place it between my pussy lips...Ohhh. Now, push..push baby. OHHH SHIT! That's it ! (Sighs heavily) That's it baby. (She's whispering now) Nice and slow..we're moving as one now. You're kissing me with your tongue in my mouth . I love kissing you like this. mmmm Oh, God. You've reached under my ass... holding my cheeks in both hands. I love that. No man has ever done that to me before. Just you..Just you baby, with those big powerful hands. Ohh. That's right. Squeeze 'em. Ohhh. Nice Go ahead, squeeze harder. I'm rubbing my swollen clit baby..brushing against it just like your thick cock does when you fuck me. (she cries out) .Ohh God. Fuck me baby! Yes, like that.
We've picked up the pace baby. Ohhh. Fast, so fast.
I love it when you get on your knees and throw my ankles over your right shoulder, and fuck the shit out of me. Yeah, just like that. I see your face now baby as you pump your big cock in me. Fuck, you're beautiful baby. So beautiful. You're pressing down against my knees making my legs stiff as they rest on your shoulders. So good. Your eyes are only half open now as you push and pull your big cock in and out of me taking nice long strokes. I feel every inch of you. Every delicious inch. Your thick cock has my clit red and swollen. mmmm Your tan six pack abs are shiny. Are you sweating baby? I am. I like it when your sweat falls on my tits. Wow.
My two fingers are brushing my clit hard and fast now baby. Are you keeping up? Let's do it. Let's cum together. Just like we do in real life. I love you sweetie. Come on baby. FUCK ME! Pound that big cock up my cunt! Yeah, like that. Harder, harder baby. Ohhhhh. (her breath sounds muffled, and heavy...the phone must have slipped closer to her lips, the only sound was of wind)
She whispered, Fuck me, fuck me, (then shouted) FUCK ME !!(Squishing sounds and a long pause) BABY! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh God, Oh God...so... fucking great. You're so fucking great. (heavy breathing and a pause)) How...do you do....that to me? (she giggles) Am I fucked up or what? I'm soaked. I have cum running down my ass crack straight to my asshole. I'm such a slut. Your slut.
Strange, huh? First it was in me dying to get out, then it got out, and dives back in. Hell, I don't blame it. It's strange world out here.
I'm going to have to flip the sofa cushion over. Fuckers drenched.
I need a cigarette. I need a cigarette bad.
Baby, it's 5AM now. If Mike's not home by now, he won't be here until after lunch. So, when you get this, just come on over.
I'll be waiting.