She saw the address on her husband's ipad
She decided it was time to follow the cad
He swore his cheating he'd never repeat
She arrived at the bar and grabbed a seat
The room was quite dark; the wife struggled to see
Oh where, oh where could her hubby be
The lights totally shut now and then a light shone
On the star of the show which set the tone
There on the stage, in front of the crowd
Stood the man she married, looking pretty and proud
High heels and a dress, makeup and blonde hair
She wanted to shout loudly but wouldn't dare
Silent as a mouse, the Mrs. watched him perform
He impersonated Streisand but the audience was lukewarm
She saw the hurt in his eyes and it melted her heart
She stood up and cheered and his ovation did start
He looked at the woman that he had wed
Her actions spoke louder than any words could have said
She thought that he cheated but in fact he never had
His secret now revealed; he was quite glad.
They went back home and talked all night long
She had jumped to conclusions that obviously were wrong
The woman's outfit she thought belonged to his whore
Was actually his so she's not out the door
He never admitted he liked to dress up
Like a lady including a bra with a B cup
Other than that, he was totally all male
Their marriage lasted long and that ends this tale
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