Toys
OH those toys! I bought some today.
Felt like one of the boys. Just walked right in,
They said may I help you all three, the gay the lesbian and the straight one staring at ME.
I said no thank you as I turned pink, and then on second thought point me to all that can fit in the kitchen sink!
I went to bullets and vibes and nipple clamps too!
Found the vibrator named B.O.B I had in blue and bowed my head and remembered him still, like at a grave yard, but time doesn't stand still. My desire gave way from my grief and I went on and shopped til I felt relief.
I went to the lotions the creams and the wonderful stuffs...the scented and flavored powder with the powder puff.
I hit the clearance and oh I was in heaven, I saw French ticklers and oil that can make you orgasm and saw panties that vibed and ben waw balls too, to keep my muscles tight and like new.
They put them all in a plain bag didn't even freak out or nearly gag as I signed my name on that dotted line and realized I have been deprived for a very long time!
I say it's worth it, OH you know it to be true, but the vibe I got is pink not like the blue. They said come back on Wednesday 20% off for ladies.
I said to all three very helpful sales persons I will indeed and need a toy chest next time if you please.
The earth moved the things I bought with sleeves and many delights...I suppose I won't be on for many many nights....
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