Hello people. Once again I am going to ask you nice people to bear with me as we take a far-fetched journey. I know, we have gone back in time to the Garden of Eden, we have taken a trip to Fantasy Land. But, I know this one is really far fetched. You are really going to have to let your imagination and mind wander this time. Once again, we are going to Chicago. Oh, not Chicago 1962. This time we are taking a trip to Chicago sometime in the not too distant future. Like I said, you are really going to have to use your imagination this time.
Imagine if you will a hideout deep in the urban jungle of Chicago. A mad but super-sexy scientist named Dr. Benny is deep in thought in front of his computer. His trusty sidekick Igor is sitting nearby. On the wall are pictures of various dictators and cult leaders.
"Igor." Says Dr. Benny.
"Yes Dr. Benny?" Answers Igor.
"There must be a way for me to take over the world." Says Dr. Benny thoughtfully.
"If anyone can do it, it is you Dr. Benny." Igor says.
"It has been my longtime dream." Adds Dr. Benny.
"Yes, I know Dr. Benny." Says Igor.
"But how to do it, that is the question." Dr. Benny sighs.
Dr. Benny sits back and looks around the room. He stares up at a framed picture of Reverend Jim Jones on the wall.
"I know!" Exclaims Dr. Benny, "Mind control."
"Mind control Dr. Benny?" Igor seems perplexed, "Oh yes, mind control. That is brilliant Dr. Benny."
"Mind control. I will start a cult." Starts Dr. Benny, "I will brainwash everyone and take over the world."
"That is a great idea Dr. Benny." Adds Igor, "You are a genius Dr. Benny."
"No, a cult would be too much work." Starts Dr. Benny thoughtfully, "I would have to leave the office."
"I got it!" Exclaims Dr. Benny, "A web site so addictive no one will want to leave their computer."
"You mean like those porn sites you are always looking at Dr. Benny?" Asks Igor.
"Um, something like that Igor." Starts Dr. Benny, "But something even more addictive. Something that will addict both men and women."
"Dr. Benny you are truly a genius." Adds Igor, "But what could be more addictive than sex Dr. Benny?"
"Sex fantasy." Says Dr. Benny with a big grin, "No one will be able to resist. It will be more addictive than any drug."
"That is truly brilliant Dr. Benny!" Exclaims Igor, "People will be stuck to their computers like Velcro. It will be amazing, the eighth wonder of the world. You are a genius."
"What did you say Igor?" Asks Dr. Benny.
"People will be stuck like Velcro. It will be the eighth wonder of the world." Answers Igor.
"That's it! I will call my new web site Velcro8." Says Dr. Benny proudly, "And I will be the super-sexy head of the world!"
"You are brilliant Dr. Benny." Says Igor.
A few weeks later in a small town somewhere in the United States, a young woman looks at her husband sitting in front of his computer. He has been sitting motionless, staring at the screen for some time seemingly captivated.
"Honey." Says the young woman.
"Yes Dawn." Answers the man mindlessly.
"I wish you would get off that computer." She starts, "You have not even been to work all week."
"I will Baby," Starts her husband, "I just have to finish reading the latest fantasies."
"At least take a shower and feed the dog." Dawn adds.
"I will Baby." Her husband says, "As soon as I'm done."
Dawn goes off to work that day. The office is almost empty as most people are home stuck in front of their computers logged onto Velcro8. Dawn shares her concerns about her husband with the only other employee at the job, an eccentric guy named Cliff.
"Cliff." Starts Dawn.
"Wow, you're talking to me." Says Cliff excitedly.
"You're the only one here Cliff." Dawn says.
"What's up?" Asks Cliff.
Dawn shares her concern about her husband with Cliff. She tells Cliff she suspects this new web site is using mind control techniques to brainwash people. Cliff goes off on some dissertation about Vulcan mind control techniques he saw on a Star Trek episode and finally tells her about an expert in mind control. His name is Alan Walters. He is the acknowledged expert in mind control in the free world. Dawn thanks Cliff for this information. Cliff thanks Dawn for speaking to him.
Later that day Dawn makes a phone call to Alan Walters.
"Hello." I say as I pick up the phone.
"Hello, Mr. Walters." The voice on the line says.
"Yes."
"Mr. Walters my name is Dawn." She starts, "I am very concerned about my husband. He has been on this new web site called Velcro8 for weeks now. Since joining, he does not go to work, he doesn't shower, doesn't feed the dog. I am very concerned. I think they are using mind control to brainwash people."
"Ah yes, this mind control thing is very serious." I tell her, "In the wrong hands someone can take over the world."
"Yes, that is my concern. They certainly have taken over my husband." Dawn adds in a concerned voice, "Do you know anything about this Velcro8 site?"
"Yes, I do. It is run by a Dr. Benny out in Chicago. It is really not a bad site. You should check it out." I tell her as I sit in front of my computer.
Dawn pauses and ponders for a moment what she has heard.
"Can you please help me get my husband back? I really think this Dr. Benny guy is trying to brainwash everyone using mind control. I think he is trying to take over the world." She pleads.
"Nonsense." I tell her, "You should actually check it out. They have some good stuff on the site. They got some great stories today on the Newest Fantasies list."
Dawn ponders what she has just heard.
"I just thought you could help me get my husband back." She pleads.
"Sorry. You should check out Velcro8 though. It might do you some good." I tell her as I hang up the phone. I was very busy and really did not have time for her problems. Besides, I had a couple of fantasies to write up.
Dawn sat there and pondered her situation. Even the mind control experts are brainwashed. Dawn realized that if this Dr. Benny were to be stopped, she would have to do it herself.
Later that day, Dawn boarded an airplane to Chicago. It was tough getting a flight as most of the pilots were home reading sex fantasies. When she arrived at Chicago's O'Hare Airport, it was almost empty. She stopped at a vending machine to get a soda and a package of Twinkies. She drank the soda and put the Twinkies in her purse. She knew she would have a long wait for a cab.
After waiting about an hour in front of the airport, she was finally able to get a cab. She took the cab to Dr. Benny's hideout, paid the cabby and got out.
Dawn looked around at the nondescript building. She tried the front door. It was locked. Dawn knew she had to find a way into the building to stop the evil Dr. Benny. The fate of all mankind depended on it.
Dawn walked around to the back of the building. Ah a fire escape, she said to herself. Dawn jumped up and grabbed onto the bottom rung of the old fire escape. With all her might she managed to hoist herself up. She started climbing up the old metal stairs one level at a time peering through the old windows. She had to find Dr. Benny's office and disable the main computer that ran Velcro8. Dawn wanted her husband back, and all her friends.
At last, Dawn peered through a dirty old wood-framed window and saw Dr. Benny staring intently at a computer screen. He seemed to be completely absorbed. What evil thoughts lurked in this mans mind Dawn thought to herself. She knew with all her heart that he needed to be stopped.
Dawn began to quietly tug at the old window frame. She knew she had to somehow pry it up and sneak inside. Then she would have to somehow distract Dr. Benny so she could get to the computer terminal and destroy it.
Dawn tried to raise the old window frame with all her might but it simply would not budge. Suddenly she got an idea. She reached into her purse past the Twinkies and found an old nail file. By carefully working the nail file around the window frame she was able to loosen it. Soon she had the window raised and was inside.
"Who are you?" Exclaimed Dr. Benny, "And what do you want?"
"I want my husband back." Started Dawn, "And all my friends co-workers and family. I know what you are up to. You will never get away with it!"
"Oh won't I? Hehehe." He had a sinister laugh, "Soon the whole world will be mine."
Dawn stood there silently in thought for a moment. She had to distract Dr. Benny and get him away from that computer. But how? Dawn soon had a thought.
Dawn slowly began to undress. First she removed her blouse. Then she removed her bra.
"Oh Dr. Benny."
"Go away, I'm busy." He answered.
Then she removed her pants. She was standing there naked fondling her ample breasts and looking quite hot.
"Oh Dr. Benny." She cooed.
"Go away, I'm busy." Dr. Benny replied, "I have a world to take over."
Dawn was getting quite frustrated. This always worked on men before. Then suddenly she had a thought. She went over to her purse under the pile of clothes she threw on the floor. She reached in the purse and pulled out the Twinkies. She held them up in her hand.
"Oh Dr. Benny." She cooed.
"Go away, I'm busy I said."
"Look what I got." Dawn said slyly.
"Whatever it is I'm not interested. I have a world to take over."
"Twinkies." Dawn cooed.
"Did you say Twinkies?" Dr. Benny suddenly looked up from the computer screen.
"Twinkies, hmmm...." Dawn was getting serious now.
"Oh my God, they're my favorite." Dr. Benny was starting to sweat, "And I haven't left the office in a week."
"Twinkies Dr. Benny." Dawn cooed, "And I have some HoHos in my purse."
Dr. Benny suddenly began to perspire heavily. He started to foam at the mouth like a mad dog. Suddenly he leapt from his seat like a tiger attacking its prey. Dawn tossed the Twinkies in the corner as Dr. Benny landed on the floor in a mad attack.
Dawn quickly ran over to the computer. She started punching every button and flicking every switch she could. Suddenly sparks started to emerge from the computer terminal. Smoke filled the room as Dawn grabbed her clothes and ran down the stairs. Dr. Benny was close behind, Twinkies in hand.
As soon as Dawn got outside she immediately put her clothes on. Smoke began to rise out of the building as it suddenly burst into flames. A look of satisfaction came across Dawn's face.
"OK, you win this time but you haven't seen the last of me!" Dr. Benny shouted, a Twinkie still in his mouth.
That night Dawn headed back to O'Hare Airport to catch a plane home. As she made her way through the crowds she wondered if she did the right thing. At least the planes were on schedule again.
Dawn sat quietly on the plane. She knew she had saved the world from immanent danger. Soon she would be back with her husband. She just hoped he remembered to feed the dog.
07-17-09
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